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That’s five documented times that Chris Evans grabbed Sebastian Stan’s left (and one time right) boob.

favourite stan lee cameos



if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

You asked about the Avengers. Y’ wanna know the best part of being an Avenger?

You asked about the Avengers. Y’ wanna know the best part of being an Avenger?

When do we start?

People casually calling Chris Evans ‘Captain’ is my new favorite thing. [x]



one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out



Coming from a state champion baker:


If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 


"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing



I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling




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She’s cheer cheerer and I’m on the sit sits