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That awkward moment when you realize every other person on your team in Mass Effect Multiplayer is a tactical ignoramus who goes around meleeing things instead of reviving players or activating signal boosts.
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After high school, I barely talked to a boy who had been one of my best friends for a variety of reasons and considered him a former friend after that. But the other day, I flexed my calf muscles and saw them move. And he had the craziest muscled dancer’s calves when we were in high school because he was a dancer. So I thought of him. I let him know on FB, and he commented back and just...
May 24th
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libbabink: alenko-s: kaidan stays super boring? I wasn’t aware he was boring in the first place highly skilled soldier/space wizard with a subtle sense of humor, a strong sense of self and a progressive view of alien relations who killed a guy with his brain when he was 17 yawn city
May 24th
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boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–  When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
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I SHOULD BE ASLEEP BUT MY BRAIN WOKE ME UP FOR MO REASON LIKE FORTY MINUTES AFTER I WENT TO BED AND I’VE GONE THROUGH ALL OF CHELLE’S BLOG THAT I HAVEN’T SEEN AND SOME OF MY DASH ANS DANG IT I NEED TO WAKE UP IN FOURISH HOURS AND I REALIZED THAT LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S FIRST NAME IS THE ITALIAN VERSION OF LEONARD WHICH IS A FAMILY NAME THROUGH MY MOM’S SIDE AND NOW...
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imgonnamakeachange: roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths omg the perfection of this post
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thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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markula: HAY GURL U WANNA TOUCH MY
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commanderlizabiz: princeichi: gosh thor followed me into the bathroom and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt. oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
May 22nd
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radric-davis: its been too long the last time i made a boy cry
May 22nd
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dystopiamachine: dietnutella: nohomocide: accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful bonèr Chlàmydîa gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm
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