fucknobluewaffle asked: *Foster gasp* IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?! WHO IS THIS ANON??!1? U HARLOT! CHARLATAN! OTHER WORDS!
MAYBE IF YOU BOUGHT BE SOMETHING NICE ONCE IN A WHILE
Anonymous asked: -takes your hand and flies to the north pole- ONWARD, FOR GREAT FRICTION!
LET’S GO DISPLACE SANTA AND BECOME A ROGUE STATE
A ROGUE STATE OF LOVE
Anonymous asked: Dayum, gurl. That sticky summer air is gross. We'll have all the friction in the wonderful fall and winter air. Friction all night (and day) long. We'll frolic nekkid in the fallen fall leaves.
Oh. My. Goodness. That is perhaps one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever read.
I am speechless with wonder and majesty.
TAKE ME, I’M YOURS.
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
(Source: skinnyyyboness, via dislocated-cannibal)
Anonymous asked: I like the second option personally. Friction always helps with that thur cold.
BB, after we’re married, you’ll never know another moment of cold.
Unless the A/C is on because, let’s face it, sometimes the summer makes one sticky without central air.
But I’m liking this talk of friction. LET’S GET OUR FRICTION ON.
Anonymous asked: I'll be waiting in an igloo with mood lighting. If it melts, it melts.
Then I can save you from hypothermia. *Doinks eyebrows*
Probably by taking you to a hospital.
Or both of us getting nekkid in a sleeping bag.
You know, whichever is more convenient.
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
Anonymous asked: Thursday, Northern Canadian wilderness, 3.
I’ll be there. I just need to grab my coat and prepare my loins.
I’M SO EXCITEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Anonymous asked: Marry me?
When, where, and how many children will we be having?
This is one of the most satisfying moments of video gaming that I’ve ever experienced.
I’M NOT EVEN DONE WITH IT AND I AM CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO SAY THIS.
I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial