Mormon Thunder
I JUST BEAT JAMES’ PULL-UP RECORD, BITCHES

This is one of the most satisfying moments of video gaming that I’ve ever experienced.

THE CITADEL DLC IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER PLAYED

I’M NOT EVEN DONE WITH IT AND I AM CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO SAY THIS.

SO

MANY

FEELS

Erick’s finishing his play through of Mass Effect 3.

Erick’s finishing his play through of Mass Effect 3.

zet-sway:

bookers-butt:

ive been replaying mass effect 3 and thane got stabbed by kai leng last night and today i’m still so irrationally angry about it like how even does the galaxy’s best assassin get killed by some flippy motherfucker wearing pool goggles

“flippy motherfucker wearing pool goggles” IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS SO TRUE

I just came to the realization that the only close friends I have in Utah are my Mass Effect squad mates.

And I am completely fine with that.

Commander Shepard at the VGAs Part I

Also Garrus.

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite haircut on the Citadel.

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite haircut on the Citadel.

Speedy application of aloe vera eliminated most of the red of my sunburn overnight and it doesn’t feel too bad.

But if the aloe vera is still tacky when I put my shirt on, my shirt sticks and causes pain.

So I’m playing Mass Effect topless. Holla.

lady-z13:

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“The patient appears to be… human.”

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“I’m going to fucking die here.”

I was the highest scorer in my latest round of ME3 multiplayer.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.

AGDGSJJAHDBFR FEELS

AGDGSJJAHDBFR FEELS

Shepard: Grab every piece of salvage you can find! My aquarium needs new fish and we're low on credits.
Squad mate: But Commander, we should really use those credits for equipment and medi-gel upgrades --
Shepard: LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY ILLIUM SKALD FISH AND NORMANDY SR-1 MODEL.