This is one of the most satisfying moments of video gaming that I’ve ever experienced.
I’M NOT EVEN DONE WITH IT AND I AM CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO SAY THIS.
ive been replaying mass effect 3 and thane got stabbed by kai leng last night and today i’m still so irrationally angry about it like how even does the galaxy’s best assassin get killed by some flippy motherfucker wearing pool goggles
“flippy motherfucker wearing pool goggles” IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS SO TRUE
I just came to the realization that the only close friends I have in Utah are my Mass Effect squad mates.
And I am completely fine with that.
Speedy application of aloe vera eliminated most of the red of my sunburn overnight and it doesn’t feel too bad.
But if the aloe vera is still tacky when I put my shirt on, my shirt sticks and causes pain.
So I’m playing Mass Effect topless. Holla.
“The patient appears to be… human.”
“I’m going to fucking die here.”